WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN?

Bicycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. (women sometime not rideable)

Bicycles don't have parents.

Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Bicycle with your friends. (can you share your women with your friends?)

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden. (try tell your woman that you’ve ridden other women, if you dare)

When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have. (try tell your woman that you have many other women)

Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles. (dasar jelalatan !!!)

Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines. (coba aja bawa pulang Playboy kerumah)

You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.

If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it. (how can you fix a flat woman?)

If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it. (how to fix a loose woman?)

If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle. (won’t you be angry if a man works on your woman?)

If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again. (try say bad things to your woman, you will have to fasting for awhile)

You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore. (try ride your woman everyday)

You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.

Bicycles don't get headaches.

Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.

If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts. (how to upgrade your woman?)

You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle. (never heard anyone told me how great their ride with their woman)